Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Boyfriend anda Psycho? Is your boyfriend a Psycho?


Anda ada teman lelaki? Adakah teman lelaki anda psycho? Yes? No? Tak tau? Anda tanya saya macammana nak tau teman lelaki anda itu seorang psycho atau tidak? Senang je.. Kalau teman lelaki anda itu ade 50% atau lebih ciri-ciri yang saya akan nyatakan ini, maka teman lelaki anda adalah seorang psycho.

Take a deep breath girls...
















Read on!




Ciri No.1: Kuat Cemburu/ Cemburu Buta

Lelaki jenis ni tak boleh tengok girlfriend(gf) dia dekat dengan mana-mana lelaki. Kalau nampak berborak je, hah! silap besar la cik kiah!Perang besar beb! Kadang-kadang tu, even dengan kawan-kawan girlfriend tu sendiri pun dia nak jeles. Kalau  si boyfriend nampak girlfriend dia borak ngan kawan dia sendiri, lagi la jeles! Senang cite, gf dia xboleh nak bersosial la bila da bercinta ngan laki ni. Kawan dia kene perempuan je semua.



Ciri No.2: Privacy Invader 

Aku tak tau in BM amende ni. err, i'll try, "penceroboh privasi"? Hehe, it sounds right, tp english version sounds much cooler kot. Anyway, lelaki sebegini tidak akan duduk diam apabila bersama anda. Asal keluar date or jumpa je, mesti nak mintak handphone. Dia akan check messages, missed calls, incoming calls, outgoing calls, duration of each calls, and even your photo gallery. Selain dari itu, dia akan mintak password email anda, facebook, myspace, friendster dan macam2 lagi. Semua dia nak cek and selongkar setiap masa. Kenapa dia buat semua ni? Untuk pastikan anda tak cheating on him!Woooaaa~ dangerous! Kadang-kadang tu ade yang gile psycho sampai stalk ke rumah gf dia. Intai2 kat tingkap tgk dia ade tak kat rumah.. Hahaha.. adeke sampai ke tahap macam ni?






Ciri No.3: Details! Detail!Details! 

Ciri apakah ini? Haaa~ Boyfriend yang ada ciri ni dia akan call/txt awek dia every 1 hour (contoh la, ade gak yg call every 5 mins), n tanya tengah buat apa, and ask details about what you are doing, like, dengan siapa, kenapa,bagaimana, dimana bla3. And girls, don't u dare picking up the phone late, coz bila lambat je angkat phone, dia akan mula syakwasangka pada you and won't trust the reasons that u gave him.. Dasyat kan?









Ciri No. 4: Soal dan terus menyoal 

Ciri ni ade kaitan ngan ciri 3 jugak. Contohnya, u lambat angkat phone dia kan. So, bile u angkat, dia akan soal u macam2 soalan. Like, kenapa lambat? pegi mana? bla3. And walaupun u dah bagi alasan yang paling kukuh, dia still nak jawapan lain. And also, in his eyes, he's always right, and sebenarnya xda point pon arguing with men like this. He's always wants to win.






Ciri No.5: Pemanipulasi Keadaan 

Ohhh~ this guy is really good! Situation manipulator! At times, bf and gf do fights and argue right? And this guy will do his best to make it look like you are the one to blame in the argument, walaupun dia yang at fault! Such a snake kan? sleeky slimy bf. Dia akan act out jadi seorang insan yang lemah and tagih your simpati and make you apologize to him for something that you did not cause.





Ciri N0.6: Gaduh di public 

Memalukan seyh! Tapi dia peduli ape ngan malu. Rasa malu pun dah hilang kot. Lelaki Psycho kan? Nak gaduh pun, dah tak pikir tempat dah. Kalau boleh, memang saje pilih tempat yang lagi ramai orang. Niat nak malukan anda kot. Entahla.. haha..







Ciri No.7: Ugut! 

Berani la anda nak mintak break ngan dia. Macam2 ugutan yang akan anda terima nanti. Contoh ugutan adalah "kalau awak mintak putus, hidup awak takkan aman!" atau "bile kita putus, nyawa awak pun putus!" atau "saya dah dekat atas bangunan KB mall ni,awak nak terima saya balik ke tak!!".. scary kan? either u die or he dies. Basically, u can't run away from him. Dia akan buat apa saja untuk kekal bersama dengan anda.





Ciri No.8: Mesra pelanggan  kawan dan family

Dia slalu contact kawan-kawan dan ahli keluaga anda dan beramah mesra tapi sebenarnya untuk tau details pasal anda. Selalunya dia buat perkara ni semua tanpa bagitau anda pon. Ada tu sampai sanggup datang rumah bawak buah epal lagi, tapi anda xde kat rumah pon. Entah ape yang nak diinvestigate kat keluarga anda, saya pon tak tau.



Ciri No.9: Mangsa Keadaan 

Kalau tanya pasal bekas-bekas teman wanita dia dulu, mesti dia akan menceritakan yang dia ni mangsa yang ditindas. Dia akan menceritakan yang dia slalu gagal dalam percintaan dan bagaimana selepas seorang demi seorang wanita menghancurkan hatinya. Kononnya dia ni baik gile la, sangat setia, xkongkong hidup gf dia, tapi gf dia xpernah nak menghargai pengorbanann dia.. ish3.. kesiannya dia..Padahal~




Ciri No. 10: Unpredictable!!

Sikap ni paling-paling sangat dasyat sekali. Bayangkanlah, anda tengah gaduh gile hangat dengan dia ni. Tapi esok tu boleh plak dia datang jumpa anda buat macam takde ape yang berlaku. Siap sweet talk lagi. Tapi tak mintak maaf pon. Macam tak pernah gaduh la semalam. Ataupun, anda tengah dalam suasana yang bahagia dengan dia, tetibe dia nak melenting tak tentu pasal. Memang tak boleh nak ramal la sikap dia ni.Ikut angin dia jee...




Ciri No.11: Terlampau sayang 

Ciri ni nampak macam positive kan?  In most cases, lelaki psycho ni memang dia terlampau sayang dekat awek dia. He'll do anything for her. Itu yang sampai call sepanjang masa tu.. Nak pastikan awek dia selamat la kot.. kot! sanggup ketepikan hal keluarga untuk gf dia yang tercinta. And sampai sanggup mencederakan diri sendiri. Tapi kita kene ingat, sebelum kita sayang orang lain, kita kene blaja sayang diri kita dulu. And sayang family kita. Ape2 hal, utamakan family, barulah kawan-kawan dan teman istimewa. Dan janganlah terlampau sayangkan seseorang tu, kerana dari sayang boleh jadi benci.




So, is your boyfriend a psycho???

Teruk Sangat ke Cerita/Drama/Filem Melayu????





"Wah, mak Enon! Entry hari ni nampak macam geram sangat je?"


"Ho la! Mane tak geram! So offended!"


"Amboi2, cakap omputeh nampak! Ape yg geram sangat tuh? ce cite~"


"Aku tengah tgk cite mlayu kat tv, tetibe dgr suara sumbang ckp xpayah tgk. sampah katenye. xlogik. baik tgk cite omputeh. Mane aku tak geram!"


"Wahhh~ isu panas ni. Teruk sangat ke cite melayu Mak Enon?"










So guys, teruk sangat ke cerita melayu ni? Bagus sangat ke cerita negara luar sampai kite perlu membanggakannya ke tahap dewa? Nak huraikannya pun macam agak susah, sbb benda ni subjektif. Setiap orang ade pendapat dia memasing.

Aku ni bukanla anti-cerita luar, dan aku ni pun bukanlah peminat tegar cerita melayu. BUT! aku cukup marah bile ade orang mengkategorikan SEMUA cerita melayu ni sampah, teruk, xde isi, xlogik, waste of time, leleh, leweh bla3. Semua??? agak2 la beb... takkan semua cerita melayu seteruk tu kot. Yes, i admit, there are a few malay stories yang jalan ceritanya xmasuk akal, slow, n with blurry storyline, but that doesn't mean you can label ALL malay stories like that!  To me, malay dramas/films are unique. Full of malay cultures, which we don't see in other dramas.

Kutuk cite melayu satu hal, banggakan n comparekan ngan cite luar satu hal lagi. Kot yang dicomparekan tu, mmg bagus takpe gak.. ini contoh yang dibagi lagi hampeh, na cite pe beb? Haha.. paham tak ayat aku ni? Ok2... i'll give u a situation k..

A: Ko tgk cite ape ni bro?
B: Roda2 Kuala Lumpur.
A: Ek eleh.. cite lopek ni ko tgk..nak tangkap pencurik pon lembab.. baik tgk CSI. kejap je CSI dapat setel case. kat Malaysia hado? 
B:....... (grrrrrrr dalaman)

You made a mistake there bro. You shouldn't have mention CSI. Sape tgk CSI?? Sape tgk CSI, and goes "waaaahh, hebat gile polis2 kat amerika tu wat keje, kejap je dapat tgkap penjenayah. Dalam xsampai 24 jam da dapat cam cap jari orang. Kalau kat mesia ni, hmm..."

Ade? Ade? jangan korang kate takde. Aku rase banyak antara kita ni telah tersihir dengan cerita CSI. Mesti ramai yang dah terpukau dengan kehebatan polis/detektif/investigator US yang sangat efficient buat kerja kan? Mesti sambil2 terpukau tu ade jugak yang mengutuk sistem di Malaysia ni kan. Ok guys, di sini saya nak bagitau anda semua THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS IN REAL LIFE, EVEN IN THE USA!

Pernah dengar perkataan 'exaggeration' tak? That's what they do in us dramas. They EXAGGERATE people! Oh, bile drama mat saleh exaggerate, ko xmarah plak. xde plak ko kate tak logik. Tapi bile drama melayu, kemain ko melenting lagi. Apadaaaa dunia....

CSI tu xlogik.xlogik yang sesangat-sangat. Nak tau mana aku tau? Margaret Zahn bagitau aku. Dia ni seorang professor dalam bidang sociology and anthropology. Dia ni ade wat research untuk homicide cases and banyak spend time ngan detectives dari different cities kat US, so she knows well la pasal real xreal CSI kat tv ngn CSI reality. And, korang xpayah la nak puji sangat polis US boleh dapat cam cap jari orang or DNA orang dalam masa sehari. Semua tu tipu belaka. REAL polis di US sendiri cakap nak obtain identification for fingerprint and DNA boleh amik masa BERMINGGU-MINGGU hingga BERBULAN-BULAN. 
"... 
usable finger prints are found in less than 10 percent of burglary cases. Of that 10 percent, only 2 to 3
percent lead to arrests
."(
James Brunet, an associate professor of public administration and expert on police organizations.)


Berdasarkan hujah2 aku ni (hujah ke?), aku dapat membuat satu theory aku sendiri. Kenapa orang kita cakap cite melayu banyak jalan citenye tak logik, tapi cite luar sumenye logik blake? Ini adalah kerana, cerita-cerita melayu semestinya berkisarkan kisah2 orang kita la.. everyday lives story, which we all are familiar with, so we know how things round here goes. So, bile satu cerita tu, diubah sket jalan citenye, untuk menambahkan impak keseronokan kepada penceritaan dan mengelakkan cliche, mulelah orang2 kita melenting. Kata tak logik lah, ape lah, sebab kite tahu in realiti ia tak jadi macam tu kan? But, cerita luar plak seperti cerita omputih, kita tak tau culture mereka cammana. We assume, ape yang di filemkan, begitulah realitynya disana. So kita anggap jalan citenye logik dan "best bro.best bro". Tapi hakikatnya, they exaggerated gak. The difference is, kalau cite melayu, kite tau dia exaggerate sbb we know the culture well. Cite lua, kite xkenal culture dia, cmne kite nak kesan dia exaggerate ke tak kan?

Here to say, tak semua cerita melayu teruk. N, tak semua cerita luar hebat2 jugak. Lagi banyak merepek ade la. Tapi tu la, minda kita ni main peranan yang besar.Bile kita da set minda kita yang cerita luar lebih hebat, hebatlah jadinya. Bile kita set minda kita cerita melayu ni teruk dan kategori sampah, sampah lah jadinya. Aku jenis terbuka. Cite melayu tgk, cite luar pon tgk. Sebab masing2 ade keunikan masing2. lagi satu guys, kalau kita tak banggakan cite melayu kite, drama melayu kita, filem melayu kite, siapa lagi?? Nak harapkan omputeh2 tu semua? hado? Support la industry perfileman kita. From what i see, mutu filem2 keluaran tempatan semakin meningkat. (hadoih, ayat sangat pehhhh!). 

Friday, May 20, 2011

Blog saya, hak saya la nak tulis ape pon!

Entry hari ini agak penuh dnegan api kemarahan ye.
Sebab saya mmg tgh marah.

Sekali lagi saya nak ingatkan, this is my blog, i can say  WRITE watever i feel like writing on it.
So, anda, anda, anda, dan anda xde HAK nak persoalkan ape saya tulis, dan kenapa saya tulis macam ni. i repeat, HAK SAYA. bukan hak anda.

Now that we got that clear, saya just nak cakap, SAYA SANGAT SANGAT SANGAT TENGAH MARAH SEKARANG! Tension lah! Saya xsuke orang yang sesuka hati main tuduh TANPA USUL PERIKSA! benci! menyampah!  u make yourself look so effing STUPID!

Dan saya juga menyampah dengan orang yang suke JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. cepat beno jumpe bottom line nye ye? Baru cakap sepatah, dah macam2 tafsiran ko buat? Kadang2 tu xcakap ape lagi, ko da pikir macam2.. Deyy, gune logik akal la.. tension betol hidup ngan orang macam ni.. Bole buat aku mati awal tau hidup dengan stress!

Ini keadaan saya yang tengah geram!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Maxi Dress?

Hari ni, sgt2 bosan..
Nak study, malas.. mood xde..
So, just online je harini....
Tapi fb xupdate pon...
Then tibe2!!..



Tibe2 rase in love with maxi dress.
Kenapa tiba2? Entahla....
Tibe2 rasa nak beli maxi dress banyak2...
tiba2 rasa nak search online for maxi dresses..

Serious cute kot!! maxi dresses ni... ce tgk!ce tgk!











Sape kate maxi dress ni sesuai untuk gadis free hair saje?? Bertudung pon bole pakai tau! Xcaye? ce tgk! ce tgk!




Haa... kan sopan tuh..... bole je nak pakai, janji sopan..cam ni la bagus~


When seach online, mmg banyak maxi dress yang lawa2... tp eventho lawa, xberapa nak kena sgt dengan citarasa saya ni.. Saya mahukan dress yang simple je.. Yang xbanyak sangat corak on it. To me, nampak serabot. hehe.. Besides, I'm quite short, so i need something yang plain to make my body look loooooonggerrr~~

Like this one maxi dress i've found. Sangat sangat kawaaaiii ok!




Comel kan? Boleh pakai ngan cardigan to cover the shoulders.. Or, kalau nak pakai inner, pakai inner yang loose. Tapi susah nak cari inner yang loose. So better pakai ngan cardigan/bolero... Wahh~ dah terbayang2 dah ni pakai maxi dress dan berjalan2 di tepi pantai.. hahahaha...

Cukup hiburan untuk hari ini. Ade sape2 nak belanja maxi dress? lol.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Mereka Hampir Ke Situ

I have a fren. yep. a fren. it's a she. I'm not that close to her. But she chose me for her shoulder to cry on. Poor thing. She hardly shares her story to people. But today, she decided to. maybe coz, she has to share it. Too much on her, she need to let it out. But she has no one. Except me. Why me?

Anyway, it's about her love life. It took her quite some time to tell me the whole story. Coz, she herself, doesn't know what is wrong with her relationship. Is this possible? Can one be in great misery but doesn't know what causes it. I guess it is, since it;s happening to my friend. She was crying when she told me the story. I felt sorry for her. All i can do is listen. I'm not good at giving people advice. So i just sit, stare and listen.

It has been a week that she and her bf had a "fight", or so it is called. When i asked her what's the cause, she doesn't know. But they just argue a lot. About.... things. How things are before. How things are now. About their differences. About individual acceptance. It's sooo complicated. She just cry and cry and cry. She said, she sees no more sparks in their relationship. So i ask, why don't they just break up? But she said, she just can't. She said, deep down inside, she believe, they are meant to be. Gosh, how I hope she is right. But with all the differences, are they meant for each other??

Then i ask her, what is she going to do now? And how is her boyfriend taking this? She said, they considered the case as settled, even though no ends are met. What's the point of continuing fighting. So they consider it settle, and move on with their lives. But, emotionally, she suffers. I feel so sorry for her. She said, every night since last week, she shed tears. She became so fragile when thinking of their future. Gosh, how i don't want to be in her shoes.

While listening to her story, i remembered a song. Maybe this song can make her strong again. Maybe it can give her hopes again. Maybe it can boost her spirit up again in their relationship. The song is about two people who are in love, but come across obstacles, and it seems like there is no hope for them. But, they remain strong, and didn't give up bcoz they believe, one day, they will be together. All they need is each other.

Believe in yourself. Believe in ur partner. Believe in your love towards each other.


Hampir ke Situ
Aku sadar bukan mudah
Untuk mengejar mimpi indah
Pernah suatu ketika dulu
Ku punya harapan besar
Kini aku tak pasti
Dapatkah ku miliki

Sudah jauh kita tempuh
Kekalkanlah impian lalu
Mungkin ada hikmah
Yang akan menunggu
Di penghujung jalan
Biar nanti kecewa
Setidak-tidaknya mencuba
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/mendua/hampir_ke_situ.html ]
(korus)
Jika halangan menduga perjalanan kita
Janganlah kau putus asa
Karena ku ada di sisi setia menemani
Andai semangatmu gugur
Genggamlah tanganku
Kita hampir ke situ

Adakala ku terasa
Ketabahan tak setegar
Tetapi apakan daya
Berhenti separuh jalan
Percayalah padaku
Aku yakin kita mampu

(ulang korus)

Biar orang katakan
Rapuhnya harapan
Bukan mereka tentukan lagi
Kau ada aku dan aku punya kamu
Amanlah akhirnya tetap bersama




ps: i really hope things work out well between them. InsyaAllah.


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Love?

Leaving him was the right choice i made. And accepting you... was it right?

Sometimes, i ask myself, what's the point of falling in love? What's the point when you don't know what the outcome will be like? Whether it will last? Whether it will be just another quick round? How many of us fall in love once and that turn out to be their future husband or wife? How many? How many of us needs to go through couples of relationships just to find that ONE mr or mrs. right? What if you have to go through ten or twenty relationships? Won't you get tired? The lovey dovey stuff, the fights, the arguments, the datings and many more. Aren't you tired finding your soulmate?



p/s:  relationship is about TRUST. not just love. If u can't trust your partner, how are u going to have a happy ending?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

AKAZAMI videography website akhirnya siap!

Finally siap jugak!! Selepas berhari-hari aku mengusahakan membuat website ni. Sungguh aku xreti buat website. tobat lah (ckp dgn penuh slang ganu nye)..

Ibu, aina wat ni untuk ibu. eceywahh... Ibu kate nak promote kat kengkawan ibu kan! Haha... xpromote, siap!!

Berjaya ke tak bisnes aku ni, just have to wait n see. Mase aku wat website ni, otak kiri ku berkata, "Ilmu xcukup lagi, nak start bisnes"... Aku pon stop.. Tibe2 otak kanan aku jawab " Xper, learning is an ongoing process, you have the basics just need some polishing".. Terus aku sambung wat website balik.. haha..

Anywho, you know i dont like talking much (since when??), so, here's the link to my website. click------>  akazami videography

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